were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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