That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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