420 ftw
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
i've created a new STD.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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