Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
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Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
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you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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