Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
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All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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