I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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