i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
