I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Your cock deserves a montage
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
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YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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