Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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