i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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