Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
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well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
cat food counts as protein by the way
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
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All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize