Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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