I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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