i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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