Sry I called you an 8
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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