I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
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Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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