The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
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She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
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google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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