My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
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I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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