is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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