"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
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He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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