do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
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I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
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I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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