does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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