glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
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I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
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Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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