so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
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I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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