so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
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I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
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My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
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