just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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