I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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