New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I think weed is turning my hair brown
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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