All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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