And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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