Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
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there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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