I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
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Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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