she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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