She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
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I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
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Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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