Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Randomize
