We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
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He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
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We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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