On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
This is the high leading the old right now
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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