I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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