buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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