Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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