I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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