On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
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I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
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I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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