Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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