Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
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woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
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The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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