So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
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all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
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You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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