I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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