Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
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you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
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my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize