I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
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Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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