i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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