turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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