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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
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I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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