Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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