You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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