hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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