But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
