Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
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My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
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he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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