okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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