Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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